• college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

arthurdentistry:

werecarrot:

abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support

LGBT+ people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality

sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs

LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY

"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra

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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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"Be careful who you vent to."
- Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

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Anonymous said: Whos sam peper?

mtvcalum:

this brat who was on big brother in the UK, is now a youtuber, hated michael last year and now is trying to be best friends with him because 5sos is getting famous.

Sam Pepper is a douche bag who finds it funny to sexually harass women in so many of his videos, pinching their butts, handcuffing them until they make out with him and “date him”, tying them up with a lasso while walking down the street and pulling them towards him, etc.

He’s just a pathetic person who craves attention by preying on girls.

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  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.