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Snap chatting your bestfriend

Snap chatting the bae

2 days ago with 1,386 notes | reblog

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

(via speak--chic)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via waitingformyownaugustuswaters)

"Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. […] Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness."
- Actual quote from the book describing Augustus Waters for all the people who didn’t understand that Augustus fucking Waters was flawed while reading the book. (via nyota-oswin-argent)

(Source: megnolia-harrison, via waitingformyownaugustuswaters)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via book-of-avenue-q)

Anonymous said: why are you so fired up over feminism and rape culture

brennanat:

  • because i woke up from a nap with a boys hands sliding down my jeans and when I left him with a black eye he told everyone i was a bitch and a slut that he used for sex when I had never had sex at all
  • because my close friend was raped in her dorm room and now she can’t get in bed without checking that the door is locked 3 times
  • because “she was asking for it” is still said
  • because no doesn’t mean no in todays society
  • because i can’t wear shorts in 90 degree weather without being oversexualized
  • because the phrase “boys will be boys” is still in existance
  • BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT AND SOMETHING TO BE FIRED UP OVER

"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."
- potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via waitingformyownaugustuswaters)